I raged and raged for about five minutes, then I promptly forgot all about it. Instead, I found some socks that Sudha had just bought, with the packaging still on, I might add, and dragged them downstairs.
Then, naturally, I slept most of the day.
They realized their mistake when they got home, so I got a nice big helping of kibble for dinner, and an egg yolk!
Sudha made cupcakes last night while Evan was out, and then left them out on the counter to cool when she, in turn, went out. I got several good whiffs in as I stood up on the forbidden counter. They smelled quite delicious, but as I'm watching my fuzzy frame, I, thankfully, did not eat any of them.
Evan spent most of the evening on his computer, ignoring me, so I went upstairs and put cat hair on his pillow. I really wouldn't want him to miss out.
I have to confide in you all, I hope you don't think I'm crazy for mentioning this. Lately a mysterious red dot has been appearing and moving about the room, taunting and insulting me! And though I am loathe to admit it, this infernal dot is faster than me! I scream at it, dash at it, pounce on it, and it always stays one step ahead of me.
The red dot is beginning to rival my arch-nemesis, the dreaded plastic hair clip, in determination. I keep fighting these intruders, and yet they keep coming back.
Evan and Sudha have gone to work again for now. I will sleep on this new development, perhaps all day, to see if inspiration strikes
This is, by far, my favorite title.
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