Sudha "played" with me a little bit in the evening before bed. She likes to pretend she can out-pounce a natural born predator. I quickly showed her that my powers of stalking, and attacking are much more advanced than hers are!
They found the blasted spray bottle again! I'm just going to have to find more subtle ways to assert my authority over the other, more primitive members of this kingdom.
For example, I've found that pouncing is becoming less and less effective. I enjoy more the direct swiping kind of approach. Early this morning, instead of pouncing on the feet hidden under the blanket, I reached under the bed clothes, and swiped at the exposed skin of the leg and foot directly, claws bared! I find this is ultimately more effective and satisfying than attacking the feet and legs through the comforter.
Once Evan was awake, I tried this tactic again. I gracefully bounded up the spiral staircase and got a couple good swipes at his hands before he even knew what hit him.
I got through most of the cable connecting the Wii-Remote to the nunchuck attachment last night. It's kind of a thick cable, but my teeth are sharp, I'll get it eventually.
To further my campaign against the Wii, I did manage to climb behind the television and chew through the small cable connecting the sensor bar to the main console. I perched on my favorite place on the spiral stairs above the fireplace and watched him wonder, for 20 minutes, why his wiimotes weren't working!
Evan and Sudha are gone at work again. My project for today will be to knock as many silly hedgehog figurines from the stairwell as possible! Those infernal things taunt me every time I go by!
No hedgehog is safe. Although she does leave the elephant ones alone...maybe it is some buried racial memory.
ReplyDeleteBut she is racist against Indian people, remember? She bites them all! :)
ReplyDeleteYour cat seems to suffer from delusions of grandeur.
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