Tuesday, November 22, 2011

In Memoriam

It has been a sad weekend, my furry brothers and sisters. My canine counterpart from across the sea has passed away. She was a lovely old girl. Here are some pictures of her provided by Evan's sister Jane. Below the pictures is a note from Rosie that her human found when going through her things.




Sevgili kediciğim Harriet,

I can't write much, forgive me.  I have to go in a little while for my rabies shot.

The salutation is in Turkish, the language of my birth masters.  I've had the urge lately to do some digging around my roots, so when Feed-and-walk-me Female is out during the day I bone up on my Turkish. I can't get up to the desktop computer anymore.  Thanks heavens for the iPad.  So intuitive.  The screen licks clean very nicely.

Mistress is not coming home smelling of chemicals so much now, but rather of sunburn.  The weather has been dry and often sunny, but her face is not red, so I wonder. The sunning place must be far off, because she comes home very tired.  I do my best to make things easy for her, taking my pills easily and not lingering before doing my business when she takes me out.  I make it clear that the walks can be short.

I had a bout of The Gushing Bottom not long ago accompanied by some heaves.  Both Mistress and Early Up Male were patient with me, but they were put out.  I did my best to drop it all on the (Turkish) carpet where it would be less noticeable, but they took great pains to eradicate all my careful work. Then they tried to starve me!  Nothing at all for more than 36 hours, and after that a fraction of the normal haul.  

Then much whispering and hand wringing when Happy Hug Talk Female came back carrying scents new to me.  Much talking into the plastic thing in their hands. Significant looks in my direction.  Then they started to feed me some more, my troubled innards having calmed down, and I started to feel good again.  Whereupon all three bipeds seemed to cheer up.  They have a thing about firm stools, I guess.

Home-in-the-evenings Person has brushed me twice recently.  About time.  I know you cats are proud of your fur, but you should  see mine.  And stroke it.  Everyone says it's exquisite.  Brushing Male was quite overcome the other day as he undid my tangles.

Since the bad patch I have been getting even more food than normal.  But I must say that the overall service is not what it could be.  Since I cannot always get up, depending on where I've settled down, I naturally have to call for assistance.  This at first confuses them, as if, after 12 years, they still have trouble telling my calls apart.  No, there's no one at the door.  Please just lift my ass up so I can take a little drink.

I was thinking of laying down some post-its to remind myself of where not to lie, but that would give away much and we don't want the delusional Tall Ones cottoning on to the Great Dog Ruse.

It also seems to bother them that I sometimes fall down when walking or when going for the perfect angle of pee or poop.   I agree about the poop, and am careful to stay up, but when you gotta pee and you can't get up, you just pee.  

The other day the carrying box would not accept us inside so Porter Male carried me down the dreaded steps.  It was sweet, if tense.

We had a visit from some very nice humans for a visit last week.  Cooking Woman  was very tired, but she and her pack mate Kiwi fixed up that dinner with cheese and potatoes and it smelled very fine. Especially the thin slices of meat.  The visitors had a bitch pup who was very engaging and nice with me.  She agreed about my fur being so nice and planted a few highly appropriate kisses on my coat.  

I am tired and cannot do much, and I admit to more and more frequent moments of concern, as when I can't get up to take a drink when there are no bipeds at home.   Or when the building cats don't bother to move away when I shuffle up to them.  Movement is getting harder and harder and and I am not strong.  

Beautiful and sweet only get a bitch so far.

Still, I'm happy.

Anyway, Puss, I have to go. Take care of yourself.

Rosie

My House, in the Middle of My Street

It has been too long, my furry brothers and sisters. Winter is finally settling upon us here in the cold northern wastelands. It snowed on Saturday, just in time for Evan's mother to come into town. Strangely, it's as if she brought it with her just to spite me. As I dictate this to my human, I am at home alone with Catherine, Evan's mother. She seems to want me to sit on her lap, but I haven't quite forgiven her for the affront of bringing the cold weather with her all the way from Switzerland.

Speaking of Switzerland, I have some unfortunate news for you all. Rosie, the loyal canine who guest posted her for us once has passed away. Please keep her and her manservant, John, in your thoughts. John has provided me with a note that he found among Rosie's personal affects, and I will be posting it here after this entry is concluded.

My month has also been quite busy. I had my annual vet appointment a few weeks ago. Evan asked me very nicely to try to keep the hissing to a minimum this time around, and I did my best. I managed to only hiss once, and let go one low growl. I mean, wouldn't you want to hiss and growl if someone was taking your temperature from the rear-end? In addition, they felt the need to "clean" me out back there as well. As a result, I've been deliberately licking that region in front of my humans more often, just to make them feel uncomfortable. It really only seemed to make them laugh, though, so I stopped it.

Winter usually brings with it a distinct lack of creatures to stalk through the windows, but the last week has been very much an exception. Not one, but two different cats have come up to the back door to harass me lately. One orange tabby cat, and one mixed orange and white cat. The tabby put on quite a show for my humans, and they infuriatingly gave it a little bit of food to eat out of "pity." I made my displeasure known unmistakably. Other cats do NOT get fed at my house!

Speaking of being fed, I am now on a much stricter diet than I was even before. The vet very insultingly said I needed to lose another pound or 2. I have to say, I am wasting away here. I am not getting enough food to maintain my adorable belly. I'm usually hungry again a couple of hours after breakfast and dinner. And now my gullible humans are feeding me even less than they were before.

I get revenge in my own ways. My new thing is sitting on Evan's chest in the morning and rubbing my paw against the blanket right next to his face. I usually do this very early in the morning. I am going to have the house to myself for a few days over Thanksgiving. The kindly neighbor man is going to come by to feed me. I like him, he worships at the alter of my beauty and cuteness.

Until next time my furry brothers and sisters. Please stay tuned for a lovely guest post from the dearly departed Rosie.