Reading about Vegan-ism

I apologize for my long silence, my furry brothers and sisters! I have been focused, completely and utterly, on the infernal red dot. when it's not haunting my waking moments, it haunts my subconscious! Over the last few days it stopped showing up, I think I may finally have succeeded in killing it.

Reading, I don't really understand it. Every night, before they go to sleep, Evan and Sudha lie and bed a read these things called "books." I've been trying to put a stop to this disgusting habit for a while now, but the other day was quite successful. I placed my whole body between Sudha's face and this "book" while she was staring at it. When she dumped me on the floor, I hopped back up onto the bed and batted my paws all over the page so she couldn't see it! I got 5 minutes of pleasurable ear-scratching by doing this, I should try it again sometime!

Another thing that the humans like to do is stand in this white tub and pour water over themselves. Every morning I try to go in there and examine it after they leave to see what is so fascinating about it. There are little droplets of water running down the side of the tub that are a blast to play with! I can only assume that this is why they like to do this every morning. It can't be related to cleanliness, because any normal creature cleans itself with it's tongue!

This morning I found a very curious object on the floor of the kitchen. It was cube-shaped, and had some delicious sauce all over it. I brought it out into the living room, and started chewing on it, when Evan asked why I had a piece of "Tow Foo."

It was quite scrumptious, I should look into this phenomenon more.