As you may have noticed: it is summer time out there. I wouldn't really know, as I'm not allowed outside, but what this means is that it is now ultimate shedding season. This is a time where cats band together to defy the laws of physics and shed as much possible. Humans cannot comprehend how the shedding works. Their feeble minds just don't understand how our bodies are able to release so much hair and yet remain furry. I, unfortunately, will not be sharing this secret with you, as I know there are several humans who will read this, and I do not want to become a traitor to the species. Needless to say, I can shed my hair at a prodigious rate. Evan will pick me up for several seconds and all I have to do is squirm and he's got literally a solid sheet of cat hair all over the front of his shirt.
Another things that happens in the summer time is that Sudha and Evan go to the farmers market almost every weekend. Lately they've been bringing back the most delightful things: flowers. With these incredible things I am able to wreak so much more havoc than I would normally be able to. I can quite easily decapitate the flowers with my teeth, and then drop them in strategic locations for Evan to step on barefoot in the morning. I have deduced that humans do not like the feel of cold, dead, organic things under their bare feet. In addition, Sudha place a vase full of flowers on the small table in the foyer. I took the liberty of completely tipping the vase over, causing all the water to spill out all over the shoes on the floor.
Flowers, so help me, I love them!
Evan and Sudha's friends, Rachel and Fernando, are apparently leaving town. This alone doesn't matter too much to me, but they are temporarily moving in and with them come many boxes and bags and other wonderful things to play with. A few nights ago, for instance, I successfully explored Rachel's cooler. While everyone was carrying stuff into the house, I also took the opportunity to briefly escape again. It was another enlightening experience! For my boldness I was unceremoniously closed into the bathroom.
Evan just recently got some game called Starcraft II, so he really hasn't been paying much attention to me. I've been paying him back by going downstairs when he's upstairs and hiding upstairs when he is downstairs. He keeps calling for me, but to no avail.
Yesterday, though, I relented. I climbed onto his lap and gave him permission to scratch me behind the ears. I also spent quite some time on Sudha's lap as she watched a movie.
I must leave you for now, my minions, I have several windows to stare out of. I promise that my next update will come in a more timely manner.
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