It has been quite some time since my last update to this blog, and for that, I sincerely apologize. Since that time, my life hasn't changed too much. The summer has arrived and with it shedding season. I've developed a new habit of growling at people I really don't like.
Speaking of things I don't like: I heard some troubling news. This weekend, Sudha's family will be coming into town and they will be bringing the infernal King Charles Spaniel by the name of Ruby. I mean, really! Bringing a dog into my house! What is the world coming to?
Now to be honest, I have met Ruby before at her house in Chicago. And to be honest, she has a proper appreciation for the regalness of her position, unlike Henri the cat. She is definitely the queen of her house. While I was there I took it upon myself to assert my authority over her. I would bat her on the nose, hiss and her to scare her away and then eat her food, for instance. I mean to continue this proud tradition.
One of my humans, Evan, is turning 30 on Monday. Sudha is throwing him a party a week from Saturday, and I've heard that they plan to dress me up in a collar covered with Swiss flags. Switzerland being his country of origin. I'm not sure how I feel about this. I do like my skull and crossbones collar.
Perhaps the new collar will change my demeanor. Although I truly doubt that.
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